Vote for McCain or the Bull Dies!

I always thought that the election of Obama would lead to more bull instead of less, but I was wrong:

Senator Barrack Obama’s relatives have congregated at Nyangoma Kogelo village and will remain together until after Tuesday’s US presidential elections.

They have set aside a bull to slaughter in celebration should the Illinois senator whose father was Kenyan win, according to family spokesperson Mr Malik Abongo.

Those relatives of Obama are of course with the exception of the Kenyan Aunt who is in the U.S. illegally.

If Obama wins, the wealth will be spread around in America, and the beef will be spread around in Kenya. Where are the animal rights groups when we really need them?

Here’s a picture of the bull in question:


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