Obama uber-groupie, aging A-Rod pincushion and poster girl for Quell lotion, Madonna, is planning to move back to the U.S.
Madonna wants to move back because George W. Bush is leaving office and Obama will be president. That and soon it’ll be time for Fleet Week.
In other “Whatever happened to Baby Jane?” related news, Madonna said that the Kabbalah predicted Obama’s victory and Palin’s candidacy. Oddly enough, Kabbalah had nothing to say about how the Yankees will do next season.