Smarm-Aid: Bon Jovi’s Setlist for Hillary’s Debt Relief Concert

Remember when musicians put on concerts to help people who were actually in need? This is just plain pathetic and shameless, even by Clinton standards:

The final note of Hillary Rodham Clinton’s presidential campaign may very well be sung by Jon Bon Jovi.

The musician is performing at a fundraiser for the former presidential candidate as she tries to close out her campaign debt, which stood at $6.3 million as of last month.

The Jan. 15 performance at Manhattan’s Town Hall is being billed as “a final evening in support of Hillary Clinton for President Debt Relief.” Ticket prices range from $75 to $1,000.

Wow, that’s pretty depressing. I wonder if they’ll have Hillary sitting in a mud pit with flies buzzing around her head while Sally Struthers whimpers into the camera, “It takes a village to bail out wealthy politicians… please help!” Then Sally will introduce Bon Jovi, who has fast become the Bob Hope of liberal political cause celebres. The rich are now raising money for the rich. At what point did liberals become everything they used to claim to loathe?

At any rate, here’s the setlist of songs Bon Jovi has re-written and plans to perform for Hillary and the liberal audience that will be attending:

–Livin’ on a Completely Voluntary Prayer
–Hillarycare (formerly “Bad Medicine”)
–I’ll be there for Hsu
–Blaze of Gloria (Steinem)
–Lincoln Bedroom of Roses
–You Give Love a Bad Name (dedicated to Bill)
–Social Disease (dedicated to Bill)
–Born to Be My Baby***
–Rodham Cowboy!

***Note: “Born to Be My Baby” was dropped from the setlist after it was learned the president of Planned Parenthood would be attending the concert.

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