‘Did Barack and Michelle Do It?’ and Other Hard-Hitting Questions

The notorious celebutard stalkers at TMZ.com are asking the hard-hitting questions that even the mainstream media has refused to dare ask aloud:


No, actually I didn’t think of it, but if I did, the answer would be “no,” because I think just about every Democrat in DC is saving themselves so they’ll have the energy to relentlessly bang the rest of us for at least the next four years.

Frankly, given the mis-steps in the swearing-in ceremony, I’m not so sure the oath of office was consummated either — and neither are some Constitution experts.

The other burning question is “What kind of dog will the Obamas get?” And, of course, after the Obamas do get a dog, TMZ’s logical follow-up question will be, “Did the dog consummate Barack’s leg last night?”

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.