Fmr. French President Chirac Surrenders Unconditionally to Poodle

This week, Jacque Chirac completes the “You know you’re a Frenchmen when…” sentence with, “…you’re mauled by a poodle”:

Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to hospital after being mauled by his own ‘clinically depressed’ pet dog.

The 76-year-old statesman was savaged by his white Maltese dog – which suffers from frenzied fits and is being treated with anti-depressants.

A man named Francois le Zapruder was videotaping Chirac and captured this gripping photo just moments before the vicious attack:


The court hearing to determine exactly what happened that fateful day is ongoing:


“Bark, and to the left. Bark, and to the left…”

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