Monday Satire Roundup

Just a few things I ran across today worthy of a click:

The Onion: Getting Randomly Picked To Make Half-Court Shots Now Best Way To Earn Living

BB Spot: Fifteen Patients Die as Earth Hour Kills Life Support in S.F. Hospital

Scrappleface: Scalia Urges Patience with Barney Frank’s Heterophobia

DotPenn: Obama Promises Middle Class They’ll Never Be Upper Middle Class

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