Letterman Should Choose One of Two Options

David Letterman has two choices: Either apologize in full to the Palins for the massive joke fail, or go the “conclusion of Fail Safe” route and make a similar “joke” about one of Obama’s daughters.

Either option would kill Dave — the first from choking on crow, and the second from a vicious beating by the same liberals who wonder what the big deal is about the Palin joke.

But instead Letterman’s taking “option three” that I didn’t mention, which is to apologize without apologizing while telling the same jokes all over again:

Update: A Palin spokesperson responds to Letterman’s invitation to Palin to appear on his show:

“The Palins have no intention of providing a ratings boost for David Letterman by appearing on his show. Plus, it would be wise to keep Willow away from David Letterman.”


One commenter said that Palin should go on Letterman’s competitor’s show — Conan O’Brien — and boost his ratings instead of Letterman’s.

Update Part Deux: Even the National Organization for Women has whacked Letterman. Wow… when a liberal has lost NOW, he’s lost now.

Author: Doug Powers

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