The Bay State senator was telling a group of business and civic leaders in town at his invitation about the Ã¢â‚¬Å“bizarreÃ¢â‚¬â„¢Ã¢â‚¬â„¢ tale of how South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford had Ã¢â‚¬Å“disappeared for four daysÃ¢â‚¬â„¢Ã¢â‚¬â„¢ and claimed to be hiking along the Appalachian Trail, but no one was really certain of his whereabouts.
Ã¢â‚¬Å“Too bad,Ã¢â‚¬â„¢Ã¢â‚¬â„¢ Kerry said, Ã¢â‚¬Å“if a governor had to go missing it couldnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin.Ã¢â‚¬â„¢Ã¢â‚¬â„¢
Or a certain senator from Massachusetts.
Hey, I can see elitist jerkweed from my house:
Kerry Klassic Flashback: “John Kerry Reporting for Booty.”