Up Next: Amish Bailout?

The economy still sucks: Poor, minorities and the Amish hardest hit.

I can already hear the rumblings of an “Amish stimulus plan” on Capitol Hill. We’ll have to wait and hear from Obama’s “Butter Churning, Buggy, Buckle and Barn Raising Czar” as to how we’re going to handle this crisis.

The government needs to take care of the Amish, because they’re providing a valuable service in providing a sneak preview for the rest of us as to how we’re all going to be living if the government keeps getting their way — minus the nice houses, horses, food, pro-family community mindset and independence.

Hopefully somebody helps soon. The struggling economy is really stressing them out, and as a result of the pressure, incidents of Amish road rage are on the rise: