Pfizer Gets Pfu*#ed

A little reminder of whose in charge here heading into a heated health care debate, and the business equivalent of waking up with a horse’s head in the bed?

I’m guessing this is more of a brush pitch for crowding the health care plate than a sudden legitimate punishment for wrongdoing, but I could be wrong:

Federal prosecutors hit Pfizer Inc. with a record-breaking $2.3 billion in fines Wednesday and called the world’s largest drugmaker a repeating corporate cheat for illegal drug promotions that plied doctors with free golf, massages, and resort junkets.

Hey Pfizer, those temptations are reserved for politicians only, so knock it off and jump back on the Obamacare wagon while you still can!

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