Keith Olbermann to Minions: Get Me Dirt On Beck, Others

MSNBC’s resident Moonbat-in-Chief Keith Olbermann continues to prove that he’s suffering from a nasty case of the media’s version of small penis syndrome with this pathetic plea at The Daily Kos:

I don’t know why I’ve got this phrasing in my head, but: Find everything you can about Glenn Beck, Stu Burguiere, and Roger Ailes.
Tuesday we will expand this to the television audience and have a dedicated email address to accept leads, tips, contacts, on Beck, his radio producer Burguiere, and the chief of his tv enablers, Ailes (even though Ailes’ power was desperately undercut when he failed to pull off his phony “truce” push).

Attacking the messenger is easier than debunking the message, that’s for sure. Funny though how Olbermann’s answer to what he says are baseless witch-hunts is to put out a call for a baseless witch hunt.

Olbermann’s worrying an awful lot about a cable channel that he said is only viewed by paranoid racists and doesn’t even count as a legitimate news organization. He can’t count them as a competitor, or else he couldn’t make comical claims like this:

KEITH OLBERMANN: I hate to intrude with the facts but ours is the highest rated cable news program viewers 35 and younger and the highest rated cable news program for all viewers not on Fixed News. And since Fixed News has since now migrated completely over to serving propaganda to tin foil hatters, conspiracy theorists, paranoids and racists it is not a news organization making this show the highest rated cable news program, period.

And the Detroit Lions were the best team in the NFC Central last season if you don’t count the teams that aren’t located in Michigan.

From a program prospective, how sad is it that Olbermann, who no doubt has at least a small production staff, must take to the freakin’ Internet to plead for help in finding dirt on private citizens who are apparently guilty of the henious crime of reporting on the goings-on in their government and having three times the viewers of Keith Olbermann?

How can the Republic survive if somebody doesn’t put a stop to Glenn Beck drubbing Keith Olbermann in the ratings while exposing varied commies, leftists, Marxists, Maoists and general incompetence in Washington, DC?

This is sad, and a new low, even for Keith Olbermann.

Hey Keith, I have a challenge for you, if you really want to boost your ratings: Instead of searching for “dirt” on Beck, prove him wrong about Van Jones. Use facts, figures, video, audio — anything — but prove him wrong. Even I’ll watch you if you can do that, but until then you’re coming across as nothing more than a guy with a small dick who’s begging somebody to hand him a rolled up sock to stuff down his pants so he can compete with the other guys. Sad, but hardly surprising.

(h/t MyPetJawa)

Author: Doug Powers

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