There is now a line of Ecstasy pills made in the image of the 44th president of the United States, according to Texas police who have snatched a batch off the streets.
Here’s what they look like — if nobody would have mentioned it, I would have assumed this was supposed to be Bill Cosby in a skull cap:
Call an ambulance if you think somebody has ingested these pills.
Symptoms of an overdose of Obama Ecstasy include a compulsive urge to bow to foreigners, inability to speak without a teleprompter, grandiose delusions of abilities to run auto companies and banks, frequent leg thrills, and referring to living off money borrowed from future generations as a “job.”
Update: Not to be outdone, here’s the Obama LSD blotter.