Maybe a Theatric Border Ritual Like Pakistan and India Perform Would Get Frisco on Board With the Arizona Law

What do you think? Something like this is bound to get more of the Arizona-hating San Francisco libs interested in tighter border security.

The Wagah Border Ritual is a sort of “International political struggle” meets “Greenwich Village dinner theater” played out at a border gate. Michael Palin calls it “carefully choreographed contempt” — I think we need something similar at the US/Mexico border (the ritual at the US/Canada border would be the same, except on ice):

It’s important to remember that people attempting to cross the India/Pakistan border illegally, as entertaining as this is, are shot on sight. But we won’t tell the left that part until they’re on board with the new border show.

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