Stretch Pelosi Gag-Line of the Day

Good lord, this woman is full of more crap than the septic tank outside the Ex-Lax testing lab.

From USA Today:

Of course, part of the response to Pelosi was a home-girl welcome: Both she and Sect. of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sibelius are alumna of the Washington D.C. school back when it was the sister school to then-all-male Catholic University.

Pelosi spoke of how her Catholic faith informs her life, saying how she prays morning and night for the poor hungry children of the world, and how she believes is it the job of legislators to “live the Gospels” with policies that care for them.

Pelosi voted NO on banning partial birth abortion; Voted NO on restricting interstate transport of minors to get abortions; Voted NO on federal crime to harm fetus while committing other crimes; Voted NO on barring transporting minors to get an abortion; Voted NO on banning Family Planning funding in US aid abroad; and has a 100% positive rating by NARAL. Yeah, Nancy really cares about the children! She fights to ensure that they end up in only the most luxurious, taxpayer funded garbage cans.

The fact that Stretchy wasn’t struck by lightning for actually believing she practices the “Catholic faith,” not to mention bragging about it, makes me lose a little of my own faith in the existence of a benevolent God.

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