Thursday Palate Cleanser: Horse Races & Wives

A horse race announcer tries to call a close race between two horses, one called “My wife knows everything” and the other called “My wife doesn’t know.” I presume the horses are owned by Bill Clinton and Tiger Woods respectively:

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