I’m finally plowed out but it remains about 15 degrees here, so a trip to Hawaii sounds pretty good about now.
You’ve got to appreciate the entrepreneurial spirit of America — or a travel agency in this case:

Sure, you could just pick up the phone from wherever you are and call Governor Abercrombie so he could tell you, “We have no idea where it is” — but going there personally would be much more fun.
Sources tell me that a company called “Kenyan Tours” is going to start offering a similar package soon. There’s big money in “birthers”!
(h/t: email from Apryl)