Why should Letterman be the only one to have the fun? How about a Top Ten “Capture the Moment” headlines? What is Obama saying here that is making Hillary laugh?
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1. Uh…You know Hillary, I heard that over sixty people that use to work for you and Bill are all now dead…uh…You want to tell me something about that?
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2. How would you like to take my place tonight? Go ahead…make the speech for me.
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3. Did I tell you that I sent Bill to North Korea again? How about that? Don’t I get something for that?
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4. You know, uh…you know, after this, I can get you a job at the U.N., how about that? You could be head of the committee on my election as President of the new global government.
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5. Hey, did I tell you Bernanke has the hots for you? Really…he told me.
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6. You know, I could still get Bill impeached…just say the word.
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7. Come on…tell me where you guys hide the money.
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8. You still got those Foster files? How about those FBI files?
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9. Okay…Where’s bin Laden? You know Gaddafi’s staying in the Lincoln bedroom. What? You don’t believe me?
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10. Why are you laughing? You know we’re on National TV don’t you? You lost. I won. You think that’s funny?
(Nobody Makes This Stuff Up, just because—as Dick Morris would say: I can.)
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