‘You Don’t Want to Be Between Michelle and a Tamale’

I highly doubt that The One said this without prior clearance from FLOTUS, as evidenced by that fact that he isn’t having an eggplant from the White House garden surgically removed from his colon today:


A good comeback would have been “and you don’t want to be between Barack and his teleprompter… oh wait, there isn’t any room between Barack and his teleprompter.”

Are tamales on the approved “Let’s Move” diet?

Author: Doug Powers

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