The dandelions he picked for her a couple of days ago must have died.
Anthony Weiner thinks 23 bucks’ worth of bodega blossoms will make love bloom again for his humiliated wife.
The disgraced former congressman was spotted outside his Queens home yesterday toting a bouquet of cheap flowers for Huma Abedin, his pregnant spouse who endured weeks of lurid revelations about her husband’s sexting. He spent a whopping $22.97 on them at a bodega, according to the iPad publication The Daily.
But the gesture won’t work, experts told The Post.
“It’s ridiculous, and it could make her angrier,” said Elayne Rapping, a professor of American Studies at SUNY Buffalo. “He knows there are photographers and reporters outside of his house. He could have easily called up a florist and had flowers delivered to her — this seems to be more of a gesture for the press than for her. A way of him saying, ‘I’m being a good husband.'”
If he was using taxpayer money, you’d be looking at a few dozen casablanca lilies.