Sensenbrenner to Offer Big-Ass Apology to FLOTUS


If the First Lady ever gets back from vacation there’s gonna be hell to pay:

Our source, a Democratic operative who heard the whole thing, said he was “very loud”. Sensenbrenner was overheard saying that after buying all their “crap” (his word) a woman approached him and praised first lady Michelle Obama. He told the woman that Michelle should practice what she preaches — “she lectures us on eating right while she has a large posterior herself.”

Sensenbrenner’s office didn’t deny making the crack… as a matter of fact, a personal apology to FLOTUS — a “booty call” if you will — appears to be on the way:

Mr. Sensenbrenner was referring to the First Lady’s healthy food initiative. He doesn’t think the government should be telling Americans what to eat. While he may not agree with all of her initiatives, he plans to contact the First Lady’s office to apologize for his comments.

There are also reports that Sensenbrenner’s apology will include a performance of this Sir Mixalot classic on the House floor:

Update: In a related story, in Hawaii, FLOTUS had a pizza party at MA’O Farm. Funny on a couple different levels.

Update II: Apology officially issued.

(h/t JWF)

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