Dueling Headlines, Rahm Emanuel’s ‘Chicago Values’ Edition

When he worked for Obama, Rahm Emanuel battled Big Oil and Big Tobacco, and now as Chicago’s mayor he’s fighting against Big Homophobic Chicken:


Over a dozen murders per month and rampant corruption in the Windy City, but the gay marriage opinion of the owner of a chicken joint threatens to put a stain on the Windy City’s social reputation?

Anyway, here’s headline #2 from the same week:


Nice going, Rahm. Laughter is the best medicine for idiocy exposure.

Update: Bonus points… Farrakhan’s opposed to gay marriage.

Author: Doug Powers

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