TMZ as always keeps bringing the hard-hitting stories, this time with the help of Barbara Walters:

I can’t help but wonder what George Washington must be thinking in the background.
Anyway, not long after TMZ posted that piece of syrup, they had a new headline:

Maybe Bobby gives him pointers on how to keep it hot or something.
After Titcomb (still can’t say that without chuckling) was arrested last year, it was impossible to find a story that reported if the arresting officer was male or female.