Chelsea Clinton: A Stanford Education and She is Talking to a Lizard

Guest post written by Joyanna Adams

Think about this: You’re the most well-known people in the world. You are the President and First Lady of the United States, and every single newspaper, magazine, reporter, or movie star would LOVE to be the first people to ask your one and only cute little child a question.

But no one ever did. In fact, while Chelsea Clinton had more written about her than any other American President’s child, nobody ever heard her talk.

Clinton family

We heard John-John. We laughed at little Amy Carter. But not… Chelsea. In fact, I don’t remember her making a complete sentence anywhere until her mother ran for President in 2012.

Now that’s power.

Personally, I used to really wonder: Did Chelsea stutter? Did they want to wait until she got the plastic surgery so her feelings would not be hurt? Why was George H. W. Bush always treating her with such sympathetic pats on the back? Was she somehow mentally challenged and they didn’t want it getting out? Were both parents afraid that Chelsea would say something like, “My mom says my dad is a real sexual pig and she burned his cigar box the other day, and I think Vince Foster is really my daddy”?

Well now, it’s official. Chelsea has been given permission to talk… to a lizard, because since her big debut on NBC as a ‘reporter’ nobody seems to really care if she is talking. After all… we are all used to her not saying a word, why care now?

Still… somebody with THIS education… is talking to a lizard.

From Wikipedia:

Clinton was born in Little Rock, Arkansas, during her father’s first term as Governor of Arkansas. She attended public schools there until her father’s election to the Presidency of the United States at which time she attended and graduated from the private Sidwell Friends School in Washington, D.C. She pursued her undergraduate education at Stanford University and also earned master’s degrees from University College, Oxford, and Columbia University‘s Mailman School of Public Health. She is currently pursuing a doctoral degree at University of Oxford. She has worked for McKinsey & Company, Avenue Capital Group, New York University and serves on the board of the School of American Ballet, Clinton Health Access Initiative, Clinton Foundation, Clinton Global Initiative, Common Sense Media, Shakespeare Theatre Company, Weill Cornell Medical College and IAC/InterActiveCorp.[2][3]

Gee… I’d say the Clintons didn’t get their money’s worth. Oxford? Stanford? (Did she go for free, we might ask?)

Obviously Chelsea had been groomed to be the first woman President if Hillary happens to miss it next time around. In the meantime, there has been a big blitz to get her out in the public eye… because she is just there to be a dear, sweet, public servant like her mom and dad, and help the poor women all over the world… starting with the Girl Scouts (who are being “helped” by Planned Parenthood).

Yes, Chelsea is taking up Obama’s cause for women. She says this in an article at the Huffington Post:

Lost potential especially abounds in the asymmetrical landscape of science, technology, engineering, and math (STEM). In 2009, 57 percent of college students were women — an explosion few could have imagined in 1970, when less than 27 percent of female high school graduates enrolled in college. And while we make up almost half of the American workforce, we hold less than 25 percent of STEM jobs.

Chelsea doesn’t understand that woman have the kids… and if they can even afford those degrees, nine times out of ten, they marry men who make a good salary, who they met on the job or in college, and dropped out to raise kids.

The video above says it all. Is Chelsea the kind to stay home, have kids, and bake cookies? Or will she be like her famous mother and fly around the world on other’s people’s money, while her husband stays at home and has fun with the maid?

Bake cookies? I think NOT. Chelsea and her husband have a $10 million dollar condo in New York. It’s only a matter of time when we see her on the cover of TIME.

If mom and dad still have that same power, we will only see more of the once silent daughter of the most powerful couple on the planet.

Guest post written by Joyanna Adams