Transparency Stays in the Closet: White House Hosting Closed Door Meeting About Bisexual Issues

Hey, because the economy is purring along like a well oiled machine and there’s not much else happening in the world, why not?

The White House will hold a closed-door roundtable discussion on issues facing bisexuals Sept. 23.

The event, described in an invitation by White House LGBT liaison Gautam Raghavan as a session focused on “issues of importance to the bisexual community,” was first reported Thursday by the Washington Blade.

“Participants and administration officials will discuss a range of topics including health, HIV/AIDS, domestic and intimate partner violence, mental health and bullying,” Raghavan wrote.

It would be awesome if Obama put Biden in charge of this meeting, just because you know something hilarious would happen. Not that we’d find out about it, because due to this administration’s transparency rules, it’s a closed-door meeting.

The following week the Obama administration will host a meeting about issues affecting tri and quad-sexuals, and October is the big White House summit with people who like to bang alpacas while watching clown porn.

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