Bill Clinton: Republicans don’t want you to think

Would this man lie to you?


Well, it’s starting to look like we’re going to have to put up with a couple more years of these two:

Speaking directly after Hillary Clinton, the former president’s contrast in style with his wife was stark. He spoke for a shorter time, extemporaneously, and spoke mostly of his time in office and the need for Democrats to vote this fall; she gave a more sweeping speech, from written notes, peppered with joking references to her potential presidential run.

In his speech, Bill Clinton decried Republicans for spending “all their time dissing the president and dumping on the Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid.”

“Half the time they’re not even running against their opponents. They’re trying to get you to check your brain at the door, start foaming at the mouth,” he said. “The last thing they want you to do is think.”

Instead of Republicans who hope you don’t have a brain, vote for people like Bill’s wife, who never lies! And neither does Bill — if you don’t count just about every single day.

First Family commemorates 9/11 anniversary with ‘KaBOOM’

The Obamas — successfully trolling America since 2008:

On the day we remembered the thousands murdered by radical Islamofascists, never forget, “play matters”:

That’ll show the terrorists.

(h/t Twitchy)

Obama-the-Explainer: The ‘Islamic State’ isn’t Islamic

Confession: I didn’t watch Obama’s ISIS speech. I knew what it would be all about, and besides, the Tigers are trying for their 4th straight AL Central title, so I have my priorities.

But I did read the transcript, and this kind of willful ignorance is why I didn’t bother:

At this moment, the greatest threats come from the Middle East and North Africa, where radical groups exploit grievances for their own gain. And one of those groups is ISIL – which calls itself the “Islamic State.”

Now let’s make two things clear: ISIL is not “Islamic.” No religion condones the killing of innocents, and the vast majority of ISIL’s victims have been Muslim. And ISIL is certainly not a state. It was formerly al Qaeda’s affiliate in Iraq, and has taken advantage of sectarian strife and Syria’s civil war to gain territory on both sides of the Iraq-Syrian border. It is recognized by no government, nor the people it subjugates. ISIL is a terrorist organization, pure and simple. And it has no vision other than the slaughter of all who stand in its way.

The Islamic State isn’t really Islamic? That must explain why they want to kill anybody who won’t convert to Islam even at the expense of any innocent Muslims who might be collateral damage. Clearly these particular terrorists could be Amish.

Just for kicks, let’s assume unhinged radicals from the Christian Coalition beheaded a couple of American journalists and killed hundreds (or thousands) of other people. Would Obama’s statement have begun by reminding everybody that the “Christian Coalition” is not “Christian”?

Is Eric Holder on his way to Memphis?

The question in the title couldn’t get more rhetorical, by the way:

The incident happened around 9:15 p.m. in the parking lot of the Kroger at Highland and Poplar.

A store employee caught video of the attack.

A 25-year-old man said he was attacked by the group as he walked to his car. Two Kroger employees, 17 and 18, ran to help the man. Both were repeatedly hit in the head and face.

The teens told police pumpkins “in excess of 20 pounds” were thrown on their heads while they were on the ground.

Police say both teens lost consciousness.

Eventually, a security guard stopped the attack.

The media’s going well out of its way to avoid saying any aspect of the attack was racially motivated, but switch the races of the attackers and at least one of the victims and just imagine how this would have been reported.

You WON’T be seeing any of the above footage in subsequent Moms Demand Action ads coming out against citizens’ right to self-defense at Kroger:

Yeah, right: Obama wants a vacation from the press

Because it was the media’s fault that Obama went golfing a few minutes after delivering a statement about the beheading of James Foley, the prez needs ANOTHER vacation:

Sure, and my dog would also like a break from the sound of the can opener — until he thinks it through.

Helpful suggestion: Obama could get away from the media a little faster by resigning immediately. Won’t happen though.

Nothing to see here: NY police without written order seize gun shop owner’s customer records

Welcome to Progressive, USA. Population: You and a growing number of authorities who don’t give a damn about the Constitution:

Joseph Palumbo, owner of the Albion Gun Shop in Albion, New York, was forced by state police to hand over 165 customer records or risk having his store raided.

Palumbo spoke to Tucker Carlson this morning on Fox and Friends Weekend and explained that the cops said they were looking for anyone who had purchased modified AR-15 rifles.

Although the police did not have a written order to seize the customer records, Palumbo said they made it clear there was the imminent threat of a SWAT team raid of his store, so he complied and handed over the records.

I try not to overstate things, but the threat of a “raid” reeks of gestapo tactics. But I’m sure Eric Holder will be coming soon to the gun shop owner’s defense (pause for laughter).


Note: I removed the word “all” of the gun store owner’s records from the title because it sounds like the police only demanded some of the records, but it’s disturbing nonetheless. If the shop owner hadn’t offered “some” of them, they most likely would have confiscated “all” of them.

Somebody tell these State Department spokesidiots that Bill O’Reilly is a member of ISIS so they’ll finally act pissed

State Department spokesdoofus Jen Psaki, after being asked about the beheading of Steve Sotloff, was quick to not want to “label” the barbaric act:

“I’m not going to put new labels on it,” she said. “We certainly consider this reported act, [and] the act of the killing of James Foley, as a horrific terrorist act that… has been one of the motivating factors in the effort… to undergo the creation of an international coalition to address this threat.”

Meanwhile, State Department spokespinhead #2, Marie Harf, did have some harsh criticism… for Fox News and Bill O’Reilly:

If somebody would tell Harf and Psaki that O’Reilly and Fox News are members of ISIS we might finally hear some harsh criticism of the brutal terrorist organization.

Hamptons police blotter: Alec Baldwin not having a relaxing weekend

Reading on the “Alec Baldwin Crazy-Meter” this weekend: 9.8:

In May, Baldwin was arrested in NYC for “biking while a douchebag,” but now he’s obviously moved on to befriending the Hamptons cops:

Nice to see that Baldwin’s many previous anger issues have caused him to learn to keep his temper under control.