The White House says the picture below is to celebrate the Easter Egg Roll along with the 5th anniversary of the First Lady’s “Let’s Move” initiative to encourage America’s youth to get active and lose weight by running to the bathroom to barf up their emetic school lunches.
However, unreliable sources tell me this is in fact a leaked promotional photo for planned 2017 sitcom on ABC called “Punch & Dumbbell”:
— The First Lady (@FLOTUS) April 6, 2015
Consider yourselves on notice, Iran. Violate terms of the nuke agreement, and this is what awaits. You. Have. Been. Warned!