Obama’s explanation about how he manages stress is a real gem

I’ll say this for Obama, he never ceases to crack me up:

“How do I manage my awesomeness? One word: Humility!”


President & First Lady celebrating ‘Let’s Move’ anniversary, or sitcom promotional photo? You make the call!

The White House says the picture below is to celebrate the Easter Egg Roll along with the 5th anniversary of the First Lady’s “Let’s Move” initiative to encourage America’s youth to get active and lose weight by running to the bathroom to barf up their emetic school lunches.

However, unreliable sources tell me this is in fact a leaked promotional photo for planned 2017 sitcom on ABC called “Punch & Dumbbell”:

Consider yourselves on notice, Iran. Violate terms of the nuke agreement, and this is what awaits. You. Have. Been. Warned!

Maybe Bob Menendez is just a slow Lerner

Consider these two people: Senator Bob Menendez and former IRS official Lois Lerner.

One of them recently said that Obama’s talking points on Iran come “straight out of Tehran,” and the other targeted conservative groups (which the IRS admitted) had magically vanishing email to cover her partisan pro-Dem tracks.

Guess which of these people the Department of Justice is prosecuting and which it isn’t prosecuting.

There was no way the DOJ was going to indict Lerner, because they’d have been indicting themselves too.