Hillary Clinton was traveling over the weekend, taking her “Ten Thousand Reasons I Lost and Not One of Them is ‘Hillary Clinton'” 2018 world tour to New Zealand. Here are two different clips that are like therapy sessions played out in public. If Elisabeth Kübler-Ross were alive she’d have to add many more stages of grief to accommodate all this:
Hillary: I thought about moving abroad after the election but didn’t.
Abroad: Whew!
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The world is Hillary’s bar stool, and she will make the bartender listen to her woes:
By the way, no, Team Hillary aren’t in denial AT ALL, why do you ask?
Have you reserved your seat for Dear Madam President: A Conversation & Book Signing with Jennifer Palmieri? You don't want to miss it! https://t.co/WVssfQwrsO pic.twitter.com/IQG3zbFEjF
— Clinton Center (@ClintonCenter) May 6, 2018
The event should have been held in Wisconsin for maximum comedic effect.