THICK irony alert: Former Dem presidential candidate stuck hopelessly in 2016 makes appearance at NY libs’ ‘Moving Forward’ conference

Talk about mutually exclusive terms!

And now for the two most mutually exclusive thing seen so far this year: The sight of Hillary Clinton and a “Moving Forward” sign together on the same stage:

I can hear the introduction already: “The next speaker at our Democrat ‘Moving Forward’ conference will harp on what happened in 2016 until she passes out.”

Too bad Cuomo didn’t take me up on my bet that he wouldn’t hand these flowers to Hillary while saying, “These are from Donald Trump”:

Clinton, who has said we need more women in government, recently endorsed the Andrew Cuomo and the patriarchy over Cynthia Nixon for New York governor.

Head of ICE dumps immigration law reality all over moronic House Dem

Wherein a Dem triggered by enforcement of immigration laws gets informed what government body makes the laws:

More of the nation’s law enforcement should drop mics on congressional lunacy like that after being called “anti-immigrant.”

Whopper of the decade: James Clapper says Obama’s deep state was just trying to ‘protect’ Trump’s campaign

Clapper must have had to rent a wide body manure spreader to scatter this much bulls**t.

Anybody believe that one of the top priorities of the “deep state” under Barack Obama in 2016 was to help protect the integrity of the Donald Trump campaign, even if it required placing an operative inside Trump’s operation in order to safeguard his campaign? Former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper must have had to rent a wide body manure spreader to scatter this much bulls**t in the last few days:

Former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper said Tuesday on “The View” that Donald Trump should be “happy” that at least one FBI informant made contact with members of his 2016 presidential campaign.

That’s because, he said, the FBI was trying to “protect the campaign.”

Clapper tried to drive home his point that an FBI informant in the Trump campaign had to do with “the Russians, not spying on the campaign.”

“What they were trying to do was protect our political system and protect the campaign,” he said.

“Was the FBI spying on Trump’s campaign?” co-host Joy Behar asked Clapper.

“No, they were not,” he replied. “They were spying, a term I don’t particularly like, on what the Russians were doing, trying to understand, were the Russians infiltrating?”

The Obama deep state was trying to “protect” Trump’s campaign? Excuse me for a second…

Ok, let’s assume what Clapper’s peddling there is remotely close to the truth. If the FBI was trying to protect the integrity of political campaigns during a U.S. election from any Russian influence that might be in their midst, they I assume Clapper made sure they also had an FBI informant inside Hillary Clinton’s campaign too, right? RIGHT!? Strange though, I haven’t heard anything about that being the case.

Bonus points: After all we now know about the shenanigans pulled by the likes of James Comey, John Brennan, and Clapper as well, he had the audacity to express a concern about public trust in the heads of intelligence agencies under Obama:

That’s all he’s got — it’s not like they’re going to admit they just got busted interfering to try and save Hillary Clinton’s sinking campaign.

Creatures From the DC Democrat Lagoon call for the swamp to be drained (pause for laughter)

The Democrats have settled on an anti-corruption angle for the November midterms, and it should be enough to keep voters… laughing all the way to the polls. Instead of coming up with their own slogan, they basically stole Trump’s:

Alternate Dem midterm slogan: “Psychological Projection We Can Believe In!” Could they be more shameless? Pelosi and Schumer are so swampy that they’re covered in duckweed and have webbed hands and feet.

Between that and saying tax cuts and the end of Obama-era net neutrality rules would result in death, destruction and full-blown Armageddon, the circus comedy act of Schumer & Pelosi remains the most hilarious attraction under the DNC Big Top.

Stuff like this is what has the Dems crapping through a keyhole:

The not-so-hidden message is that the Democrats’ enemy is an improving economy. Pretty much says it all if you ask me.

Dems who watched their party rig a primary for Hillary, defended Bob Menendez and ignored Obama admin’s spying on a GOP candidate introduce anti-corruption platform for midterms

Hahaha!

You’ve got to reluctantly give the Democrats points for their willingness to look any possible sense of complete and utter feelings of shame right in the face and yell “F**K OFF!” These people are something else:

Self-awareness takes another holiday!

Democrats are preparing to highlight allegations of corruption surrounding the Trump administration — and a legislative agenda to prevent future abuses — as they continue rolling out their party platform ahead of November’s midterm elections.

The first planks of the “A Better Deal” platform, released last year, focused on the party’s economic agenda. Now, with questions about pay-to-play politics swirling around President Trump and his current and former aides, Democrats are set to introduce anti-corruption proposals Monday billed as “A Better Deal for Our Democracy.”

According to a senior Democratic official familiar with the announcement, the new agenda will include proposals that would eliminate loopholes that allow lobbyists and lawmakers to buy and sell influence without the public’s knowledge. The message: Elect Democrats in November to “clean up the chaos and corruption in Washington.”

I’ll personally give the DNC a couple dollars if they’ll let Bob Menendez do their first anti-corruption commercial.

According to Madeleine Albright, Hillary Clinton just condemned herself to ‘a special place in hell’

Hell would STILL not be as bad for her as knowing she lost to Trump.

Hillary Clinton made “women should support other women” a big part of her 2016 campaign, and continued to encourage women to run for public office even after she lost to Trump:

And if you’re tempted to say that Clinton doesn’t lead by example… you’re exactly right:

And according to Madeleine Albright, Hillary just condemned herself to hell!

Of course, hell is nothing compared to what Hillary’s living with right now, which is knowing she lost to Donald Trump (even though she won’t admit it). Hence the “RUSSIA!!” bulls**t.

Elizabeth Warren pledges not to accept campaign donations from group that would never in a million years give her any $$

One of the lamest stunts a hack politician can do is to pledge to avoid doing something that would never happen. That’s where Elizabeth Warren comes in:

Wow, she’s really putting her career on the line over that one! That’s like Michael Moore saying he’s going to give up the salad bar for a year.

In related news, Elizabeth Warren also pledged not to take anything from AncestryDNA.

‘Deplorables’ rejoice! Hillary Clinton plans to ride into midterm election battle alongside Dems

Good luck, Dems!

If I didn’t know better I might guess that Hillary Clinton’s now earning a fortune by being paid under the table by the RNC for maintaining a high profile in the Democratic Party with important midterm elections just a few months away. I mean, what else could explain this?

“We.” Hahaha! Have fun, Dems. And maybe call everybody who doesn’t agree with you “deplorable” too. After all, it worked out so well for Hillary.

So go for it, DNC, light that fuse!

USA Today examines ‘less lethal’ guns used in school shooting that left 10 dead

The mainstream media seems so baffled an AR-15 wasn’t used that they actually spinning it as “imagine how bad it COULD have been!”

When 10 people get killed by a gunman who didn’t use an AR-15 but instead used a shotgun and a handgun, we get stuff like this from USA Today:

Yep, this is the headline: Guns used in Texas killings were less lethal than in other mass shootings.

The attack at a Texas high school Friday echoed the all-too-familiar horrors Americans are accustomed to seeing on the news. But two details set it apart from the list of other recent deadly attacks: explosives and weapons used.

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott in Texas says the gunman, Dimitrios Pagourtzis, who was a student at Santa Fe High School, used two firearms: a shotgun and .38 caliber revolver, both of which he got from his father. Ten were left dead, mostly students.

Disgustingly, the mainstream media seems so disappointed an AR-15 wasn’t used that they actually spinning 10 dead students as “but imagine how bad it COULD have been!”

No word from USA Today on if the guns used in the shooting were the kind that can accommodate the notorious “chainsaw bayonet” accessory:

When the media tries to pretend they know what they’re talking about when it comes to guns, the self-beclownings are quite a treat.

(h/t Twitchy)

Liberal perspective: Dems defend MS-13 from Trump while Debbie Wasserman Schultz says NRA ‘just shy of a terrorist organization’

And DWS is NOT just shy of being totally nuts — she’s there.

The lib media and many Democrats have gone all in to slam President Trump after he called members of MS-13 gangs “animals.” Among them, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer:

But Democrats on occasion like to prove they haven’t lost their perspective. After Dems have gone to the mat in defense of violent gangs, Debbie Wasserman Schultz wasn’t afraid to use the “t” word: Terrorists. However, she wasn’t talking about MS-13, but rather the NRA:

According to her recent interview with the Huffington Post, Wasserman Schultz is no fan of the gun rights organization, and she’s not afraid to show it.

“The NRA is kind of just shy of a terrorist organization,” Schultz told the magazine. “They have done everything they can to perpetuate the culture of violence that we have in our country with the spread of assault weapons across the nation.”

And DWS is NOT just shy of being totally nuts — she’s there:

The Democrats should feel free to run on the “NRA are terrorists and MS-13 are symbols of the founding principles of America” platform.