I don’t know about you, but I’m smelling a PULITZER with this one:
— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) January 29, 2019
This is a TV cop show that’s begging to be made! Suggested titles:
Straw & Order: Special Food Court Unit
Columbo Got Demoted
K Street Blues
Strawsky & Hutch
Or maybe the show’s title should be “The Counterproductivity Cops”:
On the first day the law took effect, a Starbucks store downtown threw away large bags filled with straws, a move that seemed to defeat the purpose of the ban.
Gee, do ya think so?
Imagine how much less polluted the world would be if liberals weren’t aggressively trying to save the planet.