Planned Parenthood president secures induction to Self-Unawareness Hall of Fame

No words.

Cecile Richards is retiring as president of Planned Parenthood, and that’s a good thing because there’s no way she could possibly top this:

Holy s**t, I’ve got no words.

INSTANT classic: Planned Parenthood asks Trump to help bust an employee attempt to unionize

When it comes to multi-leveled hilarity, this one’s a 50-story comedy club located on Irony Boulevard:

That right there is a thing of beauty:

In an unlikely coupling, Planned Parenthood has asked the Trump administration for help in tackling an attempt by some of their staff to unionize.

The organization’s Colorado branch, Planned Parenthood of the Rocky Mountains, has reached out to some of President Donald Trump’s people on the National Labor Relations Board for help after 153 staff at 14 clinics organized against management, Law and Crime reported on Saturday.

One more thing:

Among the complaints of staff were the amount of hours they worked, versus the amount they were paid, stating they did too many hours for not enough money, particularly highlighting the work they did took an emotional toll.

Um, it’s worth considering that the “emotional toll” is called their consciences, and maybe it’s time to find a different line of work.

Oops: David Hogg leads protest of Publix donations to pro-NRA candidate, ends up reducing Planned Parenthood funding

Not enough schools teach the Law of Unintended Consequences

Anti-NRA protesters, led by Parkland student-turned-anti-NRA-activist David Hogg, headed to a Publix store recently for a “die-in” after it was found out that the company had made a donation to a pro-NRA Florida gubernatorial candidate:

But because not nearly enough schools teach the Law of Unintended Consequences, the lefty agitators didn’t think it all the way through, because the store ended up suspending all political donations — and I mean ALL:

Hogg’s stunt may have also cost money to liberal causes near and dear to his little leftist heart. Not only does Publix give donations to homeless shelters, but they also make political donations to the YWCA. And what does the YWCA support? Why they support gay marriage and . . . wait for it. . . they’re also a member of the anti-gun Coalition to Stop Gun Violence. Not only that, but Publix also gave money to Susan G. Komen and the United Way, which both support Planned Parenthood.

I love the smell of “backfire” to kick off a weekend!

But because Publix is in the midst of learning that caving to the Left is never enough, Hogg has increased his demands and added “extortionist” to his resume:

Enjoy your new lefty pals, Publix! Let this be a lesson to anybody thinking about surrendering to the liberal Resistance mob.

Abortion superfan Nancy Pelosi believes MS-13 gangs deserve more human dignity than Trump’s giving them

Yesterday President Trump referred to MS-13 criminal gang members as “animals,” and the lib media immediately assumed “hack” position and began spinning that as if Trump was talking about all illegal immigrants. But Nancy Pelosi has outdone even the hackiest of hack journalists and disingenuous Dems with this doozy:

Got that? Pelosi thinks GOP tax cuts and the law-abiding members of the NRA are mass killers, but MS-13 are worthy of dignified rhetoric from the president.

Happy Mother’s Day from Planned Parenthood (proudly self-unaware since 1916)

Planned Parenthood and self-awareness go together like oil and water, and Mother’s Day is when they best demonstrate that:

Rumor has it that Planned Parenthood uses their taxpayer funding not just to donate to Democrats, but for repeated compunction bypass surgeries when necessary.

Wherein abortion-on-demand superfan Kamala Harris wags a ‘morality’ finger at CIA director nominee

Today in abject shamelessness…

Kamala Harris is a likely 2020 Dem candidate for president, and if this is the kind of self-unaware gem we can expect, it’ll be a gloriously shameless campaign:

As Laura Ingraham pointed out, Harris’ idea of what constitutes “immoral” speaks volumes:

She’s more twisted than a huge bowl of rotini.

Pro-life progress? Planned Parenthood president promotes adoption over death… for dogs

Isn’t that special?

Outgoing Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards is leaving that job with her “priorities” firmly intact:

Well isn’t that special!

Via CNS News:

Don’t let a dog be put to death, adopt it, the president of the nation’s largest abortion provider suggested Tuesday.

Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards made the pitch on Twitter, employing the #AdoptDontShop hashtag advocating dog adoption over pet store purchases. Adopting (or, “rescuing” a dog from a shelter) would save its life.

Because she cares:

There must not be enough Lambos to be had in trafficking dog parts as there are in peddling baby parts.

Planned Parenthood affiliate aborts idiotic tweet about Disney princesses

Imagine being so mentally poisoned that your mind actually works this way:

Priorities, Planned Parenthood-style:

A Pennsylvania branch of Planned Parenthood says a tweet declaring the need for a Disney princess who’s had an abortion was not appropriate and the organization has taken it down.

An executive for Planned Parenthood Keystone says the group believes pop culture plays a “critical role” in educating the public and sparking “meaningful conversations about sexual and reproductive health issues and policies, including abortion.”

Melissa Reed, President and CEO of Planned Parenthood Keystone, says the seriousness of the point they were trying to make was not appropriate for the subject matter.

The original tweet was a cry for help from some Disney-watching progressive glue-sniffer at a PP affiliate:

Here’s the cherry on top of the irony sundae: The people calling for a Disney princess that aborts her heirs are whining about this hypothetical shortage of Disney princesses.

What would be PP’s version of a Disney movie? “Snow White and the Seven Lambos”?

Planned Parenthood supporter(s) keepin’ it classy at Parkland student’s memorial


This father lost his daughter in the Parkland, Florida shooting and then has to go find this shameless political garbage at her memorial:

Planned Parenthood propaganda put at the memorial next to “we speak for the ones who can’t” is ironic and then some. But mostly just sickeningly pathetic.

Nausea-inducer of the week: Abortion doctor proud of reason victims (er, ‘patients’) can’t scream

“For the children,” y’all!

An abortion doctor from Utah received some criticism recently after arguing that she doesn’t do what she does “for the money”:

Leah Torres, the abortion doctor featured in an article at The Nation in 2016 (which laughably yet pitifully vents her frustration at the state of Utah allowing her to properly “care” for her patients), explained why hearing their screams doesn’t concern her:

“Performing medicine.” Hippocrates unavailable for comment.

And that will receive some applause from the side of the aisle that accuses Republicans of not standing in defense of “the children.”

It’s not just what they do, it’s the glee they seem to take from it (while rubbing it in their critics’ faces) that’s most disgusting.